• Today i have the mental acuity and problem solving skills of an over-excited spaniel. This took over an hour to post… #
  • Viagra now available in powder form. Just pour some in your tea. It does nothing for your erection but it stops your biscuits going soft. #
  • Thank you radio1 & mr carter for an afternoon of real music.. A nice change from the usual sex-obsessed pop – call me mr flintstone indeed! #