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Tweeted this week 2010-04-18

Benjy — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:09:00 +0000

Finally listened to my best mates' new ep = Awesome! Cue sounds of screaming fans & the twang of underwear elastic http://bit.ly/9TibAc #

Benjy — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 18:09:00 +0000

Today i have the mental acuity and problem solving skills of an over-excited spaniel. This took over an hour to post… #
Viagra now available in powder form. Just pour some in your tea. It does nothing for your erection but it stops your biscuits going soft. #
Thank you radio1 & mr carter for an afternoon of real music.. A nice change from the usual sex-obsessed pop – call me mr flintstone indeed! #

Benjy — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:09:00 +0000

Every time an M&S advert comes on telly so do I… #
Just seen the trailer for Cemetery Junction – looks great! We need more Gervais films before he gets too old for all this acting lark #
Tribute iTunes download to fund cervical cancer research at UCL http://bit.ly/brIkmJ #

Benjy — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:09:00 +0000

This time last year i got a free nosejob trying to talk some sense into a would be thief. A year on i'd still do the same. Ben 1 meathead 0 #

Benjy — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:09:00 +0000

I’ve got soul but i’m not a soldering iron. #
Would you expect an off license to be open early because it’s valentines day? I’d rather prefer it to be shut. #
All I had growing up was my RE teacher telling me I was a right hand man. Oh how different it would’ve been with this http://bit.ly/d32cWf #
Anyone watching the superbowl – come on favre!!! #
I think therefore i wish i wouldn’t. #
My own Radio1 road trip? In a car, going nowhere in particular listening to Driving with the brakes on by Del Amitri. #

Benjy — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:00:00 +0000

RT: @isohunt Leave piracy to the pros, woman. http://bit.ly/7ytI2B #
People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it. #

Benjy — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Yeah, because that's why i choose derby TRAIN station.. So i can get a bus! #
By the power of greyskull that hurt! Stupid cigarette counter: how dare it be above me when i stand up.. #

Benjy — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Benjy — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Should really sleep, it’s too late and I have spent too long staring at a computer screen. Maybe time to watch sheep http://bit.ly/kwQEr #
I think they sound like good priorities, eat, sleep and get better. #
@sitepointdotcom UK Stamps to feature Album Cover designs: you’re kidding right? More serious work is needed to boost Royal Mail right now. in reply to sitepointdotcom #
RT @beatonthebeeb 50 Cent is whinging the Credit Crunch is hitting his bling! Could he be more of a waste of space? #creditcrunch #bling #
Whoops, no bit.ly API setup, now links should show up! http://bit.ly/2uO4Za #

Benjy — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:00:00 +0000